one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
a thing was done and my dash did it
Thoughts on African American vernacular(@zellieimani)
think about this before you snarkily correct someone’s grammar or spelling
I tried to have this conversation with some old heads on facebook. they were not trying to receive any of it.
Reverse dog shaming. [x]
Somewhere my cat is shaming me for letting him see the bottom of the bowl on multiple occasions
"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)
The beauty in this picture is overwhelming
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.